Grand INDIGNACE from smallen birb
HOW DARE creat the cave with a Hande?? How produce the SMALLEN CAV
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
Except for when you get impaled by the boner. That’s a bad time for both parties.
This post keeps randomly getting these huge spikes in notes every so often, which would be cool if they decided to follow me.
If there is such a thing as atmospheric death metal, I need it in my life right now.
I saw some white kids hitting a piñata today.
Cultural appropriation at its finest.
Why is Jaguar literally just ripping off Aston Martin designs?
Someday my prog rock band will go to the Czech Republic and release a live bootleg called Prog Over Prague.
burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way
whit girls are fucking weird
uGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *flings self off cliff*
WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL WHY DON’T Y’ALL LOVE URSELVES
this isnt secondhand embarrassment this is secondhand humiliation
Can somebody explain to me what’s wrong with someone being a fan of a bad person? I’m sure at least one of you is a fan of Michael Jackson, a child molester.
Zoe is manbirb with girlbirb name. Very confuzzled.
NAYE the NAME belong all a brip Havem be any ladye mane neithers all time! (Zoems stare outa windnow) SEE HERE YENG PUP has listen a earbud whole time ples pay attention sucha speech!
Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.